
2025 New Winter Products
Hear that, old man? That’s the crunch of frozen gravel under steel-toe boots—and they're marching right through all your tired tricks. Burst pipes. Buried roads. Car batteries that can't be bothered. It's all just a bunch of bluster to us. So, go ahead. Keep playing the hits. By spring, you'll be nothing but a sad little pile of parking lot snirt*, and we'll still be going strong. Demoralizing, isn't it?
*Ya know... snow + dirt. Snirt.